pneumatic scissoring

When two lesbians fart while scissoring eachother.

Me: "What the hell is that noise? And what is that smell?"
Ale: "Oh, that is just two chicks doing some hot pneumatic scissoring in the other room"

by Efty February 6, 2013

Scissor Squirt

When one girl squirts directly into another girls vagina. It is called a scissor squirt because it requires the women to be in a scissor position.

I was eating out my girlfriend yesterday, and she said it felt so good that she was going to squirt, so we got in the scissor position and she scissor squirted into my cunt.

by heartsvag March 29, 2010

scissoring

aka Tribadism or tribbing, is when two females with some sort of lesbi disposition allow their vulva bits to mingle and say hi, usually by interlocking their legs. Some lesbis insist it is not a thing. It is a thing to some. It can be a fun break or pregame to lesbi fucking and can get slippery af. Scissoring can also be represented by text as such: o/-<>-/o

If you are a lesbi, for a fun time, try scissoring your chick doing the spilts on top and reaching behind your ass to finger bang her. Can cause a bad charlie horse tho.

"Hey megan want to do some scissoring with me" "Always Steph, just always"

by tribadest August 6, 2014

scissor fist

The act of secret masturbation. Never done for voyeurism or sport. Usually done in the comfort of your dorm room on your friends desk when you think they are in class.

When you walk in on your roommate and he is crouched over, he is definitely scissor fisting!!

by Paul, Andrew, Drew, John, Fabi, September 13, 2007

scissors

A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.

The scissors will destroy the world.

by Scissors February 12, 2005

Scissor me timbers

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.

"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"

by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009

scissors paper stone

The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.

My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star

by andrew james robertson esq. May 17, 2003