Verb
To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.
To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.
"What has John been upto? Haven't seen him in a while."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."
by gunkwizard35 March 21, 2024
Get the Schmuckmug. This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.
by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018
Get the Schmuckmug. N. a foolish/ contemptible person and or complete fucking werido that send pictures of his jizz on their chest.
by Hunter.smitty June 9, 2022
Get the Schmuckmug. by Wutch fur bikini December 20, 2023
Get the Schmuckmug. Your a schmuck you bastard
by Abdinasirthefazekid November 6, 2019
Get the Schmuckmug.