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This definition of a Schmuck is Brodie aka the Schmuck circle leader
Brodie is a schmuck
by Schmuck gang September 10, 2019
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Schmucky McSchmuck

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a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.
Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.
by heart ass December 3, 2004
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Schmucky the Cat

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Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.
Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”
by Gammastar April 30, 2008
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Schmuck

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the yiddish word meanin idiot
oy that schmuck has no idea what he's talking about
by Fairy tail fanatic January 10, 2015
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schmuckey MCduckey

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an author of the most important words from LCWS and LCWHS, whurd

i other words anythang you see on urbandictionary from schmuckey MCduckey is straight outa vermont yo.
keep it cleen
,,l,,(*_*),,l,,
there aint no example
by schmuckey MCduckey February 9, 2005
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Schmuckles

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Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!
by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011
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Schmuck

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a foolish or contemptible person. also known as a person who frequents Fedmyster's streams
the_great_schmuck LULW
by schoolisveryhardgang August 19, 2018
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