by Nikki April 5, 2005
Get the Ice Cream Sammich mug.Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
The infamous mad scientist spelunking cave explorer extrordinaire Sir Bok McFitzgerald the 7th, was found alive and well this morning after a cave collapse had trapped him 20 feet below the surface for 3 hours in a guano cave just outside of Dickey, North Dakota. The scientist was obviously too traumatized by the event for comment as he was pulled out of the cave on a stretcher by local search and rescue paramedics. But he was seen pulling off his oxygen mask long enough to utter one strangled word, that being "Sammiches...," before his eyes rolled back in his head and convulsions resumed appearantly from an allergic reaction to ingesting guano. This made the 6 o'clock news complete with "film at eleven" in Dickey, North Dakota, where Sir Bok is a hero of some reknown, having an honorary "certificate of merit" in exploration for once getting his head stuck in a storm drain after announcing "I think I see a quarter!" His fellow high school alumni took pity on what could prove to be their village idiot and dubbed him an "explorer."
by ampudroid January 2, 2009
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(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 17, 2007
Get the Samich mug.n. (origin LOLcat) something made by a woman for her man if she knows whats good for her. Must contain one or more meats,and none of that foo foo vegi crap (except maybe lettuce for the crunch-but bacon can easily substitute lettuce in a pinch). And don't forget the freaking mayonnaise this time!
by chimeratear March 27, 2010
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Get the samiches mug.A sound that neanderthals used instead of the real word - "sandwich" - because of their inability to speak properly due to the underdevelopment of their cerebral cortexes. In modern day, the sound is still commonly used by beings of generally low intelligence that lack the ability to differentiate between clever wordplay and blatantly stupid trends.
by majamo August 11, 2007
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