samich

Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Can you make me a samich?

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

samich

a sandwich made on command

make me a samich woman!

by kikiriki May 10, 2008

samich

An alternate form of way to say sandwich, also used by gir on the show invader zim

"Hi floor make me a samich!!"

by yaksmanofages September 18, 2007

Samich

The urban way of saying the word Sandwich.

Motherfucka, you aae my motherfuckin samich!!

by Chez chizzil mynizzil April 24, 2003

Samich

What "rednecks" from the Coal Region call sandwiches.

That samich I ate backed up my ass, and I crapped in the turlet for two hours.

by Tony Mack August 10, 2005

Samich

(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.

Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.

by Caleb Fultz October 17, 2007

samich

A sound that neanderthals used instead of the real word - "sandwich" - because of their inability to speak properly due to the underdevelopment of their cerebral cortexes. In modern day, the sound is still commonly used by beings of generally low intelligence that lack the ability to differentiate between clever wordplay and blatantly stupid trends.

"Ooh ooh, ah ah, Congo wan eat banana samich!"

by majamo August 11, 2007