Swamp Donkey

A sexy bitch, usually named Ariel, that likes to make her promiscuity known to men...

Ariel gave him a blow job at the bar before she got kicked out. She's such a swamp donkey.

by Ditch Pig February 9, 2010

Swamp Donkey

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012

swamp donkey

One who persperates excessively from pubic areas

John didn't realize he was a swamp donkey until the crazy night with Sarah was over.

by vapor June 24, 2004

Swamp Donkey

A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.

I can't believe that DAN married that Fuck'in "SWAMP DONKEY" Amanda ! That's So Fuck'in CHEEZY !

by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009

Swamp Donkey

FUGLY Bird

Lucie your a one legged swanp donkey

by Ben February 25, 2004

swamp donkey

horrible looking girl/lady/woman

Fuckin' ell u aint shagging here are ya? shes a swamp donkey!

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

swamp-donkey

A woman that does sexual favors in exchange for her drug of choice, usually minimal amounts.

That hoodrat will suck your dick good for a dub sack. What a fuckin' swamp-donkey.

by B$LL October 11, 2012