sessionable

The characteristic of an alcoholic drink (usually a pint of beer) which is suitable for a lengthy drinking session. Usually refering to beer with an ABV between 3.5 and 4 %. Used when a non-pajoritive word is required for a weak beer.

"I say, that Hydes Black is highly sessionable."

by BeePee November 27, 2006

gag session

To gag a bxtch while getting some head

Me: Ayyy, hit that gag session on that hoe!
Kay Dee: Triiiple D! I'm next!

by fxckingbeezy1408 February 6, 2010

Jeff Session

To smoke some weed with your friends.session safety meeting

"You guys want to have a quick Jeff Session before the show?"

by Takethejump May 1, 2018

Sessioning

Getting hammered with a large group of friends; lots of alcohol involved typically

Here man, we're already sessioning at mine come on down! Some of the lads are already locked!

by hardcoreSessioner May 5, 2011

geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.

a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.

by $ Dogg November 12, 2004

Sless

A Sless (Slatus Jessus to give them their full name) are members of the ant family. They often hang around in pairs but strangely the female of the pair is nocturnal whilst the male is not.

The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.

Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.

This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's

I was distraught to find that the people I was living with turned out to be Sless's.

Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.

by Schwartzy August 22, 2006

rom session

Verbal or nonverbal harsh reprimand (especially one which follows with a lecture).

My parents totally gave me a rom session when I came home late last night.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007