Sloane

How to Spot a Sloane:

purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,
pashmina around the neck,
dolly shoes {ballet pumps},
skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},
mini skirts with ugg boots,
wish they lived in sloane square,
posh,
up their own arse,
shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,
talk about "daddy" alot,
wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,
large leather {or fake leather} bags,
curled around man sloanes,
etc...

look out for pashmina wearing, dolly shoe wearing, hair messer uppery, sloanes!

by *x*Hannah*x* April 2, 2007

sloane

1.one hot,sexy girl, ready for anything that comes her way.
2. normaly with a good looking young gentleman, who bones her every few nights, wether he wants to or not, just to make her happy

holy shit....shes such a sloane...i mean look at those...

by jakal licorice spitz July 18, 2008

Sloaner

Make (something) more difficult or confusing by causing it to be more complex or Introduce complications in (an existing condition)

difficult to analyze or understand; "a complicated problem"

1. Do a sum 10 x 10 = 100 The right way

2. 1 + 9 + 40 / 2 x 4 = 100 The Sloaner way

by The Real Complicator September 14, 2011

sloan

sloan is a stupid bitch who enjoys searching up her name in the urban dictionary

is that girl named sloan? she looks like a rat

by sl.oan March 27, 2020

Cris Sloan

Awesomely 1337 guy who owns j00 @ everything.

Look michelle! There's Cris! He is soooo hot. Let's go fuck him!

by The sexy 1337|\|322 March 16, 2004

slogathor

An exceptionally disgusting female. Mostly likely fat, but excessively ugly. Will put out if given the chance, but will act superior (in self defense) if insulted.

Nothin' but slogathor's here tonight dude, guess we're just not getting laid tonight.

by benjiism September 30, 2010

sloan

To joke around or poke fun at.

She meant it as a sloan, but many people took her seriously and got triggered.

That exam was a sloan, I got 100% without studying.

Warriors blew a 3-1 lead? Are you sloaning me?

by ZeDong Mao February 19, 2017