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shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008
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shock the nation

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink
guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro
by noabbshere November 29, 2016
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Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.
1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!
by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009
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Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)
" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"
by Brad Nye September 28, 2008
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shock absorber

A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"

"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."

"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
by John Lyman July 16, 2004
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shock video

on the internet or on youtube that have an ending that will scare you shitless
dude that fucking shock video scared the shit out of me.

that zombie scream at the end of that shock video gave me a heart attack
by asdfanthony July 18, 2006
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shock the monkey

To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation
He let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. What a mess!
by Mallary November 27, 2006
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