When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008
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1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)
2) Can also be used when surprised.
2) Can also be used when surprised.
1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.
Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!
2)
Rapist: Surprise!
Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.
Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!
2)
Rapist: Surprise!
Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!
by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009
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Get the Shock Absorbers mug.A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."
"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."
"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
by John Lyman July 16, 2004
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that zombie scream at the end of that shock video gave me a heart attack
that zombie scream at the end of that shock video gave me a heart attack
by asdfanthony July 18, 2006
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