Sophie: You are my fellow shin shredder
Melody: Going down to Equifest to have £50 a round my fellow shin shredder?
Melody: Going down to Equifest to have £50 a round my fellow shin shredder?
by Shin Shredder x April 16, 2019

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck
by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019

by anonymous September 23, 2023

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)
Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.
by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

by 777777777777777777777777777778 December 15, 2021

A deaf persons interpretation of the America’s Got Talent Champions winner Shin Lim. No he’s not a magician, he’s a musician. Also, misheard.
by GodsOfSmut March 2, 2019

is a term for a "fancy boy's" anus when he is whoring around and flaunting his poop shoot for the masses.
by wiz o lz April 24, 2011
