monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 11, 2014

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

by Shames September 25, 2017

Screen Share

When you let other people view your computer/phone/ipad screen on zoom or google meet.

When I screen shared the meme in zoom science class, the teacher got very angry.

by Die_In_A_Hole May 28, 2020

Hair share

When one person, usually with short hair or no hair, drapes the hair of another person, who has long hair, over their own head in a kind of Bobby Charlton comb-over by proxy. This can give the follically challenged the illusion of hirsuteness, even if it is only temporary.

Hey Fred, Tinas coming over, quick lets hair share so she doesn't notice I'm as bald as a coot.

by mrchatterbox August 18, 2010

Sparkle Share

(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.

Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!

by Mr. Pix August 20, 2011

National Share Week

National share week is one week a year where you share your private photos for educational purposes to your friends and coworkers:) you show them your top secret pictures and what you look like 👀 🤑🤑 January 1st-7th

Are you going to be taking place in national share week?

Oh yes I will definitely show you and you can have these pictures but remember that you have to keep this between us and you can’t show anyone or tell

by I’m a harmless troll December 31, 2019

We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.

Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”

by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020