a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions
by assraper69 October 30, 2015
a term discribing a group sex act where 2 or more males piss on another males engourged penis prior to his insertion into a vaginal cavity that is simultaniously pissing upon insertion to provide maximum lubercation.
by bigevil93 November 06, 2010
A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.
"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."
"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."
by Arnold B. Loke January 09, 2014
How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
by JerZeyCJ February 14, 2011
by Cheesester July 14, 2008
by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 01, 2018
An annoying or a person that makes people frustrated. Commonly used to make fun people in an un-serious manner and just kidding around.
“Shut up, screwdriver!”
by Handlerock September 23, 2019