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Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest

verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."

use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."

use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
by Murray June 29, 2004
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Seachickens

The Seattle Seachickens are mostly known for playing football in the rain and getting beaten by the Chicago Bears. They are horrible at football and only whent to the Superbowl once. And they lost.
Oh man, Did you see the Seachickens game last night?

Yeah dude..The bears totally beat them.
by Honours Kid November 25, 2007
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SAERC

stands for :
Strait Area Education-Recreation Centre
(So Awesome Education-Recreation Centre)

It is the best f**king school in Nova Scotia, located in Port Hawkesbury. It is the home of the Saints, who will kick your a** in just about any sport. It is the place where you walk in on your grade 8 orientation day amazed by our MUSICAL bells, and graduate as a SANE lunatic. We will be forever and for always, THE SAERC SAINTS!
Student 1: WTF is SAERC
Student 2: The Best f-ing school in the world.
by SAERCStudent123456789 March 12, 2010
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seacow

A word used to describe someone who is obese. Also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. See manatee. Often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (FM), dumb bitch, dyke.
Example:

Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
by LMAONADE December 15, 2004
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seachicken

A professional football team in the nfl located in seattle, Washington. This term is to refer how much this team lacks in the superbowl department. Seachickens refer to how the referees "cheated" them out of the superbowl against the pittsburgh steelers.
"man dude, you were being such a seachicken!" "it was the refs, they cheated us!" *usually seachicken's fans have annoying high pitched voices*
by crotch Kicker February 8, 2008
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seacake dynasty

1.) a dynasty that is devoted to incest. and only, incest.
2.) a dynasty that is fully pure-blooded and has multiple deformities because of this incest.
person1: you guys hear about that seacake dynasty?
person2: yeah! i heard it's devoted to incest!
person3: no way?! i'm joining, my sister is hot!
person4: nope, you gotta be a full-blooded seacake to join, brah.
by seacake lulz May 17, 2008
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Seacat

A woman of high intelligence and beauty. A rare find. Her dazzling personality and bright smile makes her irresistible to the male species. Found specifically at Carnegie Mellon University. Origin: Helena, MT. See also astonishing
Lisa Seacat
by Kevin Stevenson April 8, 2004
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