by Yea, I'm that Guy April 09, 2009
A word used to describe someone who is obese. Also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. See manatee. Often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (FM), dumb bitch, dyke.
Example:
Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
by LMAONADE December 16, 2004
by ast August 12, 2004
I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.
what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.
what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.
by t-bone March 03, 2005
by mr schlomo 2 October 14, 2006
"Dude, did you see that seacow? I was afraid the porch was going to collapse"
"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."
"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."
by Cpn Ahab August 21, 2009
A big round and worthless person in ISMO. A Seacow lies and tells stories that have never happened and will never happen. Everyone in Japan hates Seacows. This creature usually has a background in Communication.
Person 1: We need to get that request done ASAP!!!
Person 2: We can't, we have been waiting on Seacow all damn day!
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seacow: whatever you have done I have done 10x's better.
TNA: Everyone in Japan hates you....stop lying to yourself
Person 2: We can't, we have been waiting on Seacow all damn day!
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seacow: whatever you have done I have done 10x's better.
TNA: Everyone in Japan hates you....stop lying to yourself
by TNA69 September 03, 2009