I was in the middle of answering a question when I was rudely ruttened because Jon felt as though what I had to say was not as important as what he had to say.
by JimmyJohn2 January 20, 2024
Get the Rutten mug.look at that girl shes a right rutty arse. i seen her with steve then james then paul then mark allin the same day
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Get the rutty arse mug.The term used to describe the fear and terror of being in a committed relationship with someone to little to no red flags. This condition is the fear of being in a committed relationship as well as the undeniable attraction to someone that has more red flags than China has in their entire country.
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Get the Rutter Syndrome mug.A condition in which a man is so unreasonably horny that he stumbles around with a perpetual erection harder than glass while thrusting his hips into the air knocking things off of shelves and grunting like a confused pony
The rutting man has dulled senses, is almost blind, has remarkably impaired intelligence, judgment, verbal skills, and motor function all of which he is only able to employ in the most rudimentary ways to track and engage women, or a specific woman.
A man who is rutting with a specific woman as his chosen muse, can be said to be “rutting for” her. This can happen at any time he thinks of her, regardless of her proximity or his likelihood of success.
The rutting man often appears to simply walk like a zombie in a straight line in the direction of a woman, regardless of distance, and generally stops to thrust his erection against any obstacles he collides with. Much like early NPC’s tracking a character across a map.
The rutting man has dulled senses, is almost blind, has remarkably impaired intelligence, judgment, verbal skills, and motor function all of which he is only able to employ in the most rudimentary ways to track and engage women, or a specific woman.
A man who is rutting with a specific woman as his chosen muse, can be said to be “rutting for” her. This can happen at any time he thinks of her, regardless of her proximity or his likelihood of success.
The rutting man often appears to simply walk like a zombie in a straight line in the direction of a woman, regardless of distance, and generally stops to thrust his erection against any obstacles he collides with. Much like early NPC’s tracking a character across a map.
Kevin was rutting around my house over Charlotte earlier; he broke a bunch of my dishes and left a mystery trail everywhere he went, so we locked him in the closet. That’s why you hear that thumping noise on my closet door.
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