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Aussiball Rules

AussiBall Rules is a derogatory term for the sport commonly known as Aussie Rules or sometimes Australian Rules.

The infantile connotation pokes fun at the absurdity of the sport and the belief that a game once known only as Melbourne Rules has the same impact on world sport as football does.

The term is mostly used by people in Queensland and New South Wales, but also by Victorians who are sick of being called homosexual for liking football or rugby.
Only sixteen professional teams exist in the entire world, ten of which are in one city and share only two home grounds.

Yes, Aussiball Rules is bigger than the Premier League in England and Serie A in Italy and is taking over the world.
by West Ham Geezer March 14, 2007
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Riley Parish

A Fat gay sheep rooter who is always complaining about something and cracks tanties multiple times on a daily basis
by Not Israel Rodgers June 23, 2020
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rule universe

this is far it,s used to end rule 34 artist and their bad miss deeds using this word needs you to rank up from rule inf then you need to rank up from rule Hyperspace to achieve rule Universe this is the last stage of the rules
rule 34 artist: hey wanna see some rule 34

You: Rule universe kid

rule 34 artist: Got to run
by ree_boy_hates_rule_34 February 17, 2021
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Busty Rule

When searching anything on Google Images (without safesearch) applying the word "busty" will drastically change the results of the search, usually with gratuitous amounts of pornography and unrelated to the previous search.
Bob: I bet the "Busty Rule" doesn't apply to something like ramen noodles.
Oh shit...
by Busty pikachu October 4, 2010
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Murduhmerican-Rules

Murduhmerican-Rules
Is when laws are sit in position for racist-cops to kill innocent people and get away with it.
Murdered by hate law.
get off cheap by
Committing a hate crime by abusing ones authority.
Person : There are so many laws that are Murduhmerican-Rules set up in the USA that are questionable.

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by MillYentei DYSlick September 6, 2020
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The 50-50-100 Rule

An even more hyperbolic variant of The 50-50-90 Rule. In a situation where a subject has a 50/50 percent chance of getting something right, they will get it wrong 100% of the time.

This "rule" was popularized within the Super Mario Maker troll level community by popular Twitch streamer CarlSagan42, and is just one example of a reoccurring joke designed to showcase how easy it is to fool the average player into doing something wrong.
Player: *decides to collect a powerup which the level kills them for in the next room* "It's LITERALLY The 50-50-100 Rule. This happens EVERY time!"
by GNFZ April 6, 2021
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The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
by Necrachilles February 9, 2015
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