A Rowan can be found listening found sicko mode and mobama in its natural habitat. Its Penis will be very small due to them being a inbred cunt. If anyone sleeps with them in is a more than likely catch a case and HIV. Be warned If have veganphobia do not step with in 2 miles of one of these cretins as they attack with vegan cumfoo and 8ft dildos.
A Rowan Is A Prick
by 8ft dildo December 4, 2019

A dumb bitch that thinks he is so smart but he actually looks like a bitch ass motherofucker and he smells like a horse and looks twice as ugly.
Rowan: hey guy
Tj: dont talk to him
Charles:why?
Tj:because he is a Rowan those thinks are infectious and rare nowadays
Charles: OhhOhhh0hh4
Rowan: aww man
Tj: dont talk to him
Charles:why?
Tj:because he is a Rowan those thinks are infectious and rare nowadays
Charles: OhhOhhh0hh4
Rowan: aww man
by Dank guy on white October 28, 2019

P 1:Bruh did u see Tyler at the party??
P2:Nahh that man was being a “Rowan”....
P1:Ahhh shit fuck dat man
P2:Nahh that man was being a “Rowan”....
P1:Ahhh shit fuck dat man
by rowanabitchassniggeh November 21, 2019

A shirt guy who needs glasses and likes a lot of porn. He is way to open and has a hard time letting go.
Rowan is nasty.
by Thematrix619 July 11, 2018

a genius British actor, famouse for his role in the Black adder. one of the funniest things ever to touch a tv screen.
by Cian Shelley May 14, 2008

Throne of Glass (Sarah J Maas) character. Has tattoo. Mate of AELIN ASHRYVER WHITETHORN GALATHINYUS the absolute fekn QUEEN. Had long, silvery white hair but chopped it all off and the fandom mourned. 😭
by Fictionaryy October 21, 2020

An absolute legend who makes the greatest memes of all time
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Person 1: Hey, you know Rowan Cahill?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.
by secreturbandictionaryuser March 20, 2019
