Resting Weeds Face

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.

That server has resting weeds face

by bigback1234 November 15, 2014

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resting rape face

When an individual's face is stuck with a constant ferocious and hungry look, like that of a serial rapist right before the penetration of an unwilling or unknowing victim.

Vinny: "That bald dude over there has been staring at Molly like he's going to kill her all night. "

John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."

by FlamingBadgers March 10, 2017

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A condition that afflicts aging autocrats. Loss of connective tissue, paranoia, and increased body fat causes the face to morph into a shape resembling former US president George W. Bush.

Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.

"Wow, Vlad sure has gotten a bad case of resting GWB face

by Miracle_Max_Ltc March 4, 2022

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Resting Bitch Voice

Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) - a disorder in which an individual presents as incapable of controlling the amount of bitchiness in the tone of their voice. Symptoms are often intermittent and can come on suddenly. An increase of severity of RBV is often seen in concurrence with other health conditions such as stress, at certain times of the month and with tequila use. RBV often worsens with age. While RBV was officially named in 2022, the condition has existed within certain populations for many years. There is no known cure.

Wow, I just had a run-in with your friend. She was super agro. Who? Oh....no....she has resting bitch voice.

Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?

Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.

by JeniJeni August 18, 2022

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