redneck

the guy who empties his chemical toilet into your front yard

Look at that guy emptying his chemical toilet into my frontyard.
He must be a redneck

by LINDAR May 29, 2006

redneck

Comes from farmers who work in the sun and get a "red-neck". Also belived by most northerners that they do not know the difference between a hole in the floor and the hole in their ass

if you go to a family reunien looking for a girl friend... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!

by anomonus January 12, 2005

redneck

* Noun; one who is from the country, and who wants to keep it country. Oh, and you sure as hell ain't no redneck if you don't support the Rebel cause in the Civil War. Yes, some rednecks are white trash, but these rednecks are the smart ones, because they improvise with what they have. For instance, if they don't have a lot of money, and they want a pool, they steal one. Or, they get a looooot of duct tape and make a big ass circle with it.

Fred: Hey man, do you wanna go ter the fishin club ternite or tomorry, caws me and Georgina was gonna do sumfin ternite an I figgered I better clear all at up witch chu for I made plans wi' her.

Leon: Naw... at's fine. What chu and 'da little lady gots planned fer ternite?

Fred: We're gonna git her mustache shaved! It hadn't been dun in a while.

Leon: Oh...my wife got hers shave yesterdee! How bout dat!

*Jeff Foxworthy
*Larry the Cable Guy
*Bill Engvall
*Ron White

****These guys are from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but that term doesn't really fit in with the term redneck. I suppose they were being sarcastic...hmmm...

by Southern Belle: git r dun! June 23, 2006

redneck

One who lives in Colorado, owns a ford heavy duty truck, has a (mullet), and thinks that the south will rise again.

A redneck bumper sticker, "Lets nuke those Iraqie bastards to hell, none of this democratic shit..."

by Rob Morgan June 24, 2004

redneck

White Wetbacks still working in the fields in the south and still pissed off that black people they bought were freed from the north and are becoming millionaires.

see northern rednecks denny

Damn Jimbob your redder than an injun.. yukyukyuk.

Redneck:hay jimbob! I got promoted and being transferred up north.
Jimbob: where ya working at?
Redneck:at Denny's!

by 1:30pm May 10, 2003

redneck

the coolest person you'll ever meet in the south. they know how to work, cook, party, fix up a truck. which is really all that matters. NOT AN INSULT. if you're ashamed to be a redneck, you're not one. like jeff foxworthy said, "a GLORIOUS lack of sophistication." can't beat a redneck boy.

dang you see that boy over there in the truck with the lift?

hell yeah. best-lookin redneck this side of the mississippi!

by bobbi jo February 06, 2008

Redneck

Someone who has a red neck. Plain and simple.

Bob: Hey, you got a sunburn! You Redneck!

Jim: I know man, it's hot out here.

by I AM Canadian! December 02, 2004