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mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.
mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning
by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007
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personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.
dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!
by rowrtay February 24, 2009
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Goddess of Reason

an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.
by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010
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No Reason

The Shit Fairy Just Visited Me For No Reason!
by god is a bidoof November 27, 2014
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Reason #137

You buy 2 boxes of Digiorno Pizza, and 3 bags of dicks
Reason #137 to never go to the grocery store hungry...
by Does Your Know March 26, 2019
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the reason

the woman who is the reason to live for for a man; all other reasons put together do not equal or will ever equal the reason
I found the reason (a love) so great and so consuming and so healthy that as long as i was with her i would not need to see another person forever
by alice alexcia June 2, 2018
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reason

Without the use of reason it is virtually impossible to further morality; hence, reason must itself be the highest of moral ideals.
by Reasonable May 15, 2005
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