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Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*
"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.
by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019
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R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.
You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"
by tripp1009 January 27, 2014
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Durf-Rant

A Durf-Rant some times said in two words is a rant that is extremely long and seems to never stop.
Durf is just Durf-Ranting again.
by ­ -_-­ ­ September 2, 2021
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molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble
I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.
by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007
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rest-ur-rant

stop ranting
how mandem talk
how to tell a wasteman to shut up
ayo rest-ur-rant bruv stop waffling g
by wastemandunnoout May 8, 2021
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Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.
by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020
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Lani rant

To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.
Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery
by Gil4 July 7, 2023
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