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I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.
Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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Rubinstein

Rubinstein is the German word for Ruby Stone. This is a very stereotypical Jewish, and German name. Chances are all of the people you meet with the last name Rubinstein, are Jewish.
Bob Rubinstein is a German Jew who goes to his temple every sabbath.
by JRubes November 18, 2009
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retina

The inner lining of the eye containing light-sensitive rods and cones that convert light images into electrical signals.
My retina makes me see
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I don't want to ruin our friendship

In other words it means I don't want to go out with you, but I still want to be friends. Often used to let someone down gently.
I don't think we ought to date, I don't want to ruin our friendship
by Shaun01010 July 11, 2004
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1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
by Arthur V. October 3, 2008
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Nigel routine

Doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time everyday, such as watching last nights documentary/newsnight on BBC iplayer on lunch hours. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office (every day).
Dawn: "I'm bored of doing the same thing every day and being so predictable"
Neil: "You're stuck in a Nigel routine!"

Stephen: "I go out too much and spend too much money on dinner times!"
Neil: "Why don't you try a Nigel routine?"
by steste12345 April 26, 2010
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The Rubin Effect

When a person has the effortless ability to get/pull/attract/reel in girls. It can be used to many peoples advantage. A male who has the Rubin Effect can just stand still and girls will flock to him. He is also often compared to look like a certain celebrity, adding to the effect.
Dude 1: Dude, tonight i'm looking to score with some hot girls, what do you suggest?

Dude 2: Well I have the Rubin Effect so you can throw me out like a fishing rod and then reel me in and this will in turn bring you some girls.

Dude 1: Sweeeet.
by LonglyMcShortly June 28, 2011
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