R. Kelly

The one that all of you are the bitch of.

You're all gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

by loco asshole February 9, 2005

R. Kelly

underaged girls, usually under 17

look at all of these r kelly's in this party....i should piss on 1.

by the dj form chi October 30, 2003

R. Kelly Hydropump

Pissing in someones asshole

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.

by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017

R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

R. Kelly Maneuver

When you have a desire to touch females without their consent and end up raping them.

The guy was horny at the park and slipped a R. Kelly Maneuver!

by Jacob The Ripper May 26, 2021

R. Kelly

A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.

Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection

I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!

by Seerf December 7, 2024