Quarantine boo

A person who you have sexual intercourse with during quarantine.
Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.
by Sziszo December 26, 2020
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Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.
"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
by kingkombucha November 19, 2020
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Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o
Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny
by Bigboynate April 28, 2020
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Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef September 30, 2020
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quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.
"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30
by armageddon ham March 25, 2020
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quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.
*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee
by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020
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Quarantine Booty

Staying at home for months at a time, causing your derrière to grow in size.
“Wow, look at that quarantine booty! You can tell she’s been staying at home!”
by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020
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