Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.
by Sziszo December 26, 2020

"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
by kingkombucha November 19, 2020

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef September 30, 2020

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.
"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30
by armageddon ham March 25, 2020

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee
by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020

by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020
