Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

Ponk

A Jewish/Brooklyn/New York slang for Marijuana and the illegal usage of this substance.

im gonna grind up the ponk...pass the binger mush!

by Ninety Eight 98 August 30, 2010

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

pwanki

Offensive and racist combination of Paki and Wanker used by closed-minded individuals and fucking idiots.

"The bloke who runs the corner shop is a Pwanki."
"Shut the fuck up you racist cunt."

by steverogersisdead June 4, 2007

Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019

Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021

Plonkyruethilic

1. To be plump aka fat, round, big

Wyatt Lowe is plonkyruethilic, his belly just jiggles

by Fruity69zesty March 11, 2023