Definitions by Turnip———-13

Plonker 

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

Plonker by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021

Seun 

His barber arthritis has lent mum gets his ars gets penetrated by teachers dicks all the time

Your such a seun you big wanker

Seun by Turnip———-13 January 29, 2020

Biology 

The most fucking shit subject in the world.
Very deddd

John:‘we’ve got biology next
Gary: jumps off top of shard

Biology by Turnip———-13 October 17, 2019