super punter

the colloquial term for very successful gamblers.

Pete: "You got any action on the big game?"
Cooker: "No, my wife would kill me if she knew I was gambling."
Pete: "Well I put down ten large."
Cooker: "Shit, you have some balls, but you have always been a super punter."

by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

puntastic

A description of an awesome pun or pune

<comedian> Q: What instrument do fish like to play? A: A bass guitar!
<listener> Thats puntastic!

by mChicago July 14, 2006

Puntag

(Poon-tag)
1. The act of drawing sexual things on someones face when they have passed out.
2. A vagina face.

Yeah, i puntagged Chris last night at the party cause he was the first to pass out.

by Kutty April 9, 2007

punter

Also a customer in a shop/establishment.
(UK)

-shopkeep:"see what those punters want while i attend to this lady"

by i_s_t_h_a_t_m_y_t_i_e_? March 1, 2004

cunt punt

To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.

Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.

by BHyde2 May 27, 2006

Jade Puget

ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS guitarist for AFI. Awesome hair, awesome fashion sense and awesome guitar skills. I love him. He owns my ass. Period.

INTERVIEWER: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?

JADE: I’d build a lifeboat out of sand.

DAVEY: (looking confused) What?!

I love Jade Puget!

by *DrownInSorrow* September 5, 2008

cunt punt

To kick a woman in the crotch from behind.

Either due to anger or for laughs when she least expects it.

My friend hit my in the nuts earlier so Ima get her back when she least expects it. I saw her standing away from me with her legs spread so I came up behind her and gave her a nice cunt punt. She dropped fast.

by Mikey Mazik October 2, 2014