Possed

It's not pissed it's Possed,

I'm so fucking possed that I'm not in the frog squad. ( Says everyone )

by Frog queen July 6, 2015

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

pressed it

when you are far off on something

damn that shot was far off i pressed it

by nutmegtobin March 4, 2017

poossed

Verb: to violently and uncontrollably lose control of both your bladder and bowl simultaneously.

When the monster jumped out during the movie, I was so scared I poossed myself.

by PrototypeX March 10, 2017

Prissed-up

Verb. When you're drunk on being stuck up, a goody-two-shoes, self-centered, and all-knowing.

Oh mate, he was totally prissed-up on being a know-it-all.

by And. July 24, 2018

pressed

mattea

mattea (pressed) someone who blocks people because they cant handle the truth

by someoneyoudk December 24, 2018

pressed ass bitch

A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯

Kayla your really being a pressed ass bitch because you keep texting and posting jaydas boyfriend

by Mindyours.com February 20, 2019