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Promstitute

One who changes prom dates at least twice before the dance.
"Danny ditched maddy for jane and jane for makenzie!"
Really? "what a promstitute!"
by dinoboy75 May 14, 2011
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Protitious

A Nutritious meal that's high in protein.
Examples of Protitious meals are:

A Chicken salad, a protein pudding, Subway and many others.

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by J-riza December 6, 2011
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Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.
Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
by Mycreativename May 6, 2013
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Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016
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Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016
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promith

Got a lot of ass for them ho’s out here
Oh yeah that guy like promith got to smash with him
by Yahueet March 6, 2018
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promotivate

The act of awarding someone a promotion to a position of greater responsibility because you think they have potential. This misguided belief asserts that they will achieve greater success if they are given the opportunity to lead. This practice almost universally ends in colossal failure.
Ronnie? Really? That guy has screwed up so many times that he is the poster boy for failure! I would never give him an ounce of responsibility.

Yeah, but I think if we promotivate him it will go a long way. As captain of the team, I really think he's going to mature into a fine role model, you'll see!
by Doug Dittly Doo August 27, 2018
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