Prisencolinensinainciusol

From Wikipedia: "Prisencolinensinainciusol" prizɛnkɔlinɛnsinɛntʃuzəl is a song composed by Adriano Celentano, and performed by Celentano and his wife, singer/actress-turned-record producer Claudia Mori. It was first released as a single on November 3, 1972, and later on his album Nostalrock. The lyrics are pure gibberish.

In a later interview, Celentano said that "Prisencolinensinainciusol" stood for "universal love".

Have you hear about that random song on youtube?
Oh do you mean.... PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL? HMM?

by LawfulFelafel January 13, 2011

prison pushbike

A prisoner who enjoys being passed sexually around the inmate population of H.M.P

Jason must have a gaping ass, his the prison pushbike. Everyone inc the governor has rode him

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

prison rules

To do something or play a sport by cheating, being physically agressive and otherwise trying to win at all costs.

'Oh... oh I see. You playin' by prison rules huh? Ok my man, let's see how you handle my shit now!'

by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006

prison purse

1. a man's ass in prison

2. a woman's vagina in a female prison

he brought his smokes into the jail in his prison purse

do you have a candy bar?...
let me check the (prison) purse

by B. Daddy July 2, 2008

pound-me-in-the-ass prison

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

by Dan April 5, 2005

prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.

If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.

by Dick March 6, 2005

prisoner's dilemma

two criminals were just caught robbing a bank. both are in prison, being questioned by police.
during the interrogations, each prisoner is offered the choice to rat on the other. if neither rats the other out, they will both be set free. if one rats the other out, the rat goes free and the one he ratted out will get a long sentence. if both rat each other out, they'll both receive a light sentence.
the prisoner's dilemma is: rat the other out? or stay silent, and hope he doesn't turn witness against you?
the logical act is to rat, even though, if nobody ratted anyone out, everyone would benefit. the individual rational act leads to a group irrational behavior.

the prisoner's dilemma can be seen in daily life.
every winter, the city of chicago gets lots of snow. the city doesn't bother plowing side streets. so residents dig out their own cars. people put lawn chairs and egg crates in "their" spots after they pull out, trying to mark the public street as their private spot, since they dug it out.
the greater common good of public parking is harmed by individuals who don't work to get their streets plowed, instead turning against each other and settling for crappy dug out spots. surrounded by mud. yuck.

the prisoner's dilemma: mark the spot i dug out with egg crates? or leave it unmarked, and risk coming back to someone else's car in "my" spot? (or even worse, someone else's god damn egg crates! and this does happen.)

to work for the common good? or try to accomplish individual goals?

by danagram February 21, 2009