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Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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preject

Rejecting someone before they have a chance to reject you. Often used as an emotional defense mechanism.
Heather said she didn't think we'd work out, but she was just prejecting me.
by Jesse Hattabaugh January 1, 2007
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preach

It means sure, which is used widly used by Snoop Doggie Dog.
-Yo man, let's go get some KFC!
- Preach
by MarkoE500 December 13, 2006
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preaction

I'm getting a migraine. I think it's a preaction to the staff meeting we have scheduled at work tomorrow.
by BonnieG December 9, 2008
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Prejection

The act of rejecting something, before the concept has even been posed, especially when pertaining to a relationship or date
Guy: So... I was wondering if--

Girl: No, I won't go out with you

Guy: Wow...Prejection!
by actorkidrox February 24, 2009
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Preach

good look or a statement that agrees with what was previously said
Fuck Tha world ...Preach
by ruckus March 15, 2004
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preactive

Coined in the world of public relations, preactive refers to a statement issued that appears to react to something you know will be said by someone else, often a competitor. Can be used to take the sting out of a rival's expected announcement or 'coup'. Similar to pretaliate, but without the nastiness.
Knowing that regular customer Wyle E. Coyote was likely to slam himself into the face of a cliff, ACME issued a preactive statement at the same time they shipped his shoulder-mounted rocket-propelled grappling hook, warning people against the dangers of mis-using hi-tech products and tools.
by Reuben Tuesday November 4, 2008
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