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Pounding Father 

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A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".
Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."
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Penial Pounding 

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The art of one man penetrating another man's penis.
Oh man! I just saw Mike and Cory Penial Pounding each other! Disgusting...
Penial Pounding by BrosephJoseph October 24, 2012
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A Holiday Pounding 

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1.When somone finds a hot guy/girl on holiday then has sex with them.

2. Casual sex in the holidays
1.Hey man. You have a good holiday pounding?

2. hey babe. Wanna give me a holiday pounding'.
A Holiday Pounding by WillTurnerMan December 7, 2009
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Ponking 

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The art of trying to have sex with your step sister
Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone
Ponking by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019
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Gentleman's pounding 

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To give a woman an especially rough round of sex after having attended/participated in a classy event such as a scotch tasting or gala affair.
Wow, Rob gave me a real gentleman's pounding after scotchfest last night...
Gentleman's pounding by tigersfan March 29, 2011
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Pounding grape-ache 

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The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.
Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!
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