poet

someone who makes chicks seem to go crazy.

im a poet. unlike prose writers when i form my sentences it doesnt make any coherent sense but it sounds fuckin cool anyway.

by wrongsideoftheprism August 24, 2003

Poet Laureate Infinity

1.) In hip hop, a concept invented by rapper Canibus involving the mixing of different vocal "layers" with a corresponding rhyme scheme to create alternate phrasing, ideas, and overall subject matter; set a record in 2007 for the most bars ever recorded on a single track (with all five tracks together, it equals 1000 bars) in history.

2.) Also known as "PLOO" or "ploo"

I've spent hours mixing Poet Laureate Infinity.

by Dante_Gulgatha July 8, 2009

poesneus

derogitory - refers to person/individual that is an irritating wanker/idiot. Similar to calling somebody a doos. Often used when refering to someone in authority.

I would like to give that poesneus a slap

by DJJoester June 3, 2010

Jou Ma Se Poes

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"

Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"

by GragMasool August 23, 2016

Kaffer Poes

A South African word used to desribe a niggers pussy, also used in a insulting manner.

I want to fuck that kaffer poes so hard.
Awe bra die kaffer poes Aiden maak kak

by JakeTheHorseSnake June 4, 2018

poet

A person who writes poetry. The archaic term for a female poet is "poetess", but due to some feminists concidering the term sexist, "poetess" isn't used much now.

Also known as a bard (straight from the Gaelic "bàrd"), or troubador(from Latin and French), and especially known as these things in the Midieval Era.

'S e bàrd a th'annam (It is a poet that I am).

by Lorelili March 26, 2005

petsmith

any person who cares more for the animals than the human race

I detest the petsmith. The human race has enough problems without these assholes that normally choose this route because they know not how to relate to human beings.

by provider44 January 14, 2010