ponisher

A sexual position where the guy pulls the girl to the edge of the bed with her legs up by his shoulders while he remains standing and gives it to her pretty good.

"Tonight is the night when I'm gonna give her the ponisher."
"You should pull out and blow into a tissue to help us make that cumduck after giving her the ponisher."

by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

Polish Car Wash

A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.

Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?

by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012

Polish

Being from the nation of Poland.

That polish guy kicked you irish ass.

by Calvin Defson November 14, 2003

polish menage trois

When two of the people watch

Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

polished pussy

The term used to describe a "clean" or shaved vagina. Often used when talking about oral sex.

Rob only eats polished pussy. He's no slob.

by cnopa March 31, 2010

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 8, 2003

Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

by Adam Green July 24, 2007