plynking

to lobotomize somebody with your dick tip (needle sized)

my boyfriend and I tried plynking and I feel like a different person

by rizzmaster84 August 8, 2025

planned obsolescents

What perfume manufacturers create by constantly pedaling their newest aromas.

Essential oils never go out of style, so you can use them to smell awesome and never worry about planned obsolescents.

by QuacksO December 20, 2025

Master-planned

Every city, from New York to California, has developments that are or were once called master-planned before or after being built.

Master-planned buildings are in every city, they're both new and old, there were master-planned buildings being built long before World War 2.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Matas Plynius

Matas Plynius mostly from Russia parents are mix of some other countries. People named Matas Plynius are strong talented but afraid to show that always hiding there strength and speed from everyone.

Most people accuse them for being lairs and call them dumb but there better then most people.

God 'Am proud of him being made'

Matas Plynius is a beautiful word

by "REAL""GOD" November 5, 2022

Masturb-planner

Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.

"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"

by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023