peckercide

Ending your public life or public career by sticking your pecker where everyone knows it doesn't belong; committing professional suicide via your pecker.

Jon Edwards committed political peckercide when he cheated on his dying wife during his run for the presidency.

by My favorite cousin March 22, 2009

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

Freiberg & Peck

An automobile (car) insurance firm doing "No Fault" insurance defense in New York City.

Freiberg & Peck was defending Progressive from paying Jim's doctor for his post-accident treatments.

by Cooper Hausman February 20, 2008

peck

n. A short sweet kiss. Lips barely touch, but they still do.

Guy1: So did you kiss Jessica?
Guy2: It was just a peck.
Guy1: Don't worry, they get better.

by Recently Kissed December 8, 2009

hen-pecked

When a male complies to ever single demand of his girlfriend or wife, and the female is in complete control of her man. A hen-pecked male will easily sell out to his woman and blow off his friends. Also see Pussy-whipped

First Guy: Damn. Fred blew us off again to go get bossed around by that bitch. He's so hen-pecked.
Second Guy: (Makes whipping sound) Yeah, he's whipped.

by Common Sense7 October 6, 2005

Peckerneck

N. ADJ.

Jerk, Asshole, Weasle, A Slimy Bastard, Backstaber, Someone who likes to run thier mouth then hides behind someone else, laughing at you. That guy who will not leave your girlfriend alone eventhough you already whooped his bitch a$$.. Usually associates with dickheads..

"See that lil' Peckerneck over there??"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He keeps runnin' his lil' fukin' mouth about how he wants to fuk my girlfriend."

"Wait till' bartime, then we'll get his a$$."

by Fallen December 6, 2003

pecking order

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004