penis

Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.

Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"

Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.

by Pink Knickerz January 5, 2004

peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

by atemperman January 24, 2004

penis

P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System

The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.

by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008

Penis

A delicious snack made my men and sweeter than candy

Penis is so good
I can eat Penis all day

by Coolguy420420 January 9, 2019

Penis

A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩

Tom: hey is that a snake?
Nicholas: No, it’s my penis you silly goofball!

by Yomamaisbootyfull February 22, 2019

peni

an assortment of penises

Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.

by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

penis

otherwise known as the male brain

Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS!

by lolz4lyfe January 28, 2007