Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz January 06, 2004
An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
by atemperman January 24, 2004
The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.
by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008
by Coolguy420420 January 09, 2019
A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩
by Yomamaisbootyfull February 23, 2019
an assortment of penises
by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003
by lolz4lyfe December 06, 2006