blue veined porridge gun

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...

"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"

by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.

drinking cock porridge

by rojer ramjet June 11, 2006

cartridge

A slang term used to identify Nitrous Oxide (N2O) that comes in whipped cream charges. Often referred to as "laughing gas". N2O produces a cheap high when inhaled.


Also known as "hippy crack".

I'm bored, let's grab that spare 'cream cartridge from the party, and take a hit.

by Dead Head July 8, 2005

colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

cartridge

Term which refers to the old game cartridges that were used by the NES and the cartridges that were used by SNES. These NES cartridges were infamous for getting so very dusty and unclean that your warm, moist, stinky breath had to be applied at the opening of said cartridge (See Nintendo Blow) to even get them to work at all! SNES cartridges were not AS bad but STILL suffered the same problems = same "solution" to NES cartridges being dusty.

After throughly "breathing" on these cartridges, and after a relatively short period of time, the game that would be using the cartridge would freeze up as the moisture ran out, and the TV which would be hooked up to your game will look psychedelic in 16 bit blocks.

For an idea of what these cartridges look like, look to your left. Occasionally there will be an ad for Busted Tees next to this definition and it will have a girl wearing a demin skirt and a green shirt saying Blow Me with a pic of a side view of a NES cartridge.

1996 (NES)- "My Cobra Command cartridge is acting up again!" Argh *Huff Huff*

1998 (SNES)- "Donkey Kong Country isn't working again..."

1999 (SNES)- "Yoshi's Island is always working as usual ;D"

2000 (???) - "Screw this crap im gonna go play playstation"

by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003