Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.
by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009
When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 05, 2009
by ian July 12, 2003
used to be huge, but nobody goes there anymore, because rave is so passé and it's not too hot too see skinny old gay guys in neon bodypaint.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.
there was this one mandy moore movie, in which she was the first daughter and wanted to go to the love parade desperately. it was hilarious, because in reality at least the people from europe know it's so dead there.
by icandoitbetter March 28, 2005
While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.
Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.
I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.
I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.
by //dcalltheway// January 31, 2011
by george January 21, 2005
When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.
by Papageorgi0 September 13, 2018