Pandora Prophecy

When you are really hoping something happens and then a song comes on Pandora that is lyrically the same as what you are hoping for.

You: I hope that he and I are going to be friends.

Pandora: "We're Going to be Friends - The White Stripes"

You: Shit, I hope that was a Pandora Prophecy

by hippocrite of cos April 8, 2011

pandroid

an android specifically designed and programmed to sexually stimulate and please humans regardless of gender.

In a future adult-oriented setting:
“You should reserve some time with our TB-6938. This pandroid can easily get both of you off at the same time!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

Pandora's Box

When you microwave your fuckn weed and then open the microwave.

"I put my joint in a windowsill so my parents wouldn't find it, and it froze overnight. So I microwaved it to soften it up and when I took it out of the microwave it was like opening Pandora's Box."

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Pandora's Box

The combination of thinking inside the box and outside the box

how I personally think about the situation is on pandora's box

by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021

opening Pandora's box

Learning how to shoot up on your own

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

Pandora's Crotch Rot

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.

Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy

by King Touchstone May 12, 2011

Pandoric

Describes a relationship that you are in because your new boyfriend/girlfriend reminds you of your Ex.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.

I thought I had finally moved on from Jesse until I realized that my relationship with this new guy Jake is totally Pandoric! He has the same scooter as Jesse and is also an English major!

by Mindyspark March 25, 2011