penis poison

when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex

he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby

by gatorgrl December 22, 2008

Lane Position

The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),

and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably

a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first

one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.

This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)

Exceptions:

Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the

more extreme.

No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)

Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?

Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.

Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?

Friend 3: Fuck no.

by Nickef October 16, 2010

doggie-position

A sexual position in which the female gets on her hands and knees while the male thrusts from the back. Commonly referred to as doggie style.

Hey man, what do you think about our economy?
I don't know but my favorite way to have sex is in doggie-position.

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by butterba11s June 23, 2016

Hungarian Poison

A mixture made up of 60% alcohol (traditionally rum) that has at least 35% alcohol content and 40% lemonade. The lemonade cancels the effect of the alcohol causing drinkers to take in far more alcohol than they are usually capable of.

"Dude, you're so drunk. What did you have?"
"Just two cups of Hungarian Poison"

by bemoregame June 18, 2023

Cream cake poisoning

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.

Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.

by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009

Mexican Wall Position

One illegally enters Usa and stop to have sex against Trumps border wall. All the weight of one partner is completely supported by other partners arms partner against wall having no feet on ground. After climax both parties take a shit on photo of Trump and glue to border wall with said feces or ejaculate.

Django Candy puts Dee Lila in mexican wall position after crossing mexican texas border and finishes on Trumps face.

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019

ALEX SEX POSITION

alex sex position, just a sex position called alex.

is that the alex sex position?!

by OLYMPIOUS February 1, 2022