Playing DJ

(v) Slang for female masturbation.

Don't bother me, I'm playing DJ.

by Bone June 17, 2004

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

by ugmotheug December 31, 2007

playing hurt

Reporting to work with a serious hangover from partying the night before.

Last night was a rough one on Radio; he'll be playing hurt at the office today.

by Fratrick September 13, 2006

Playing Birgisson

Noun,
When someone plays their guitar with a bow. Based off of Jónsi Birgisson's performances playing his Les Paul with cello bows.

Man, that guys an amazing guitar player, he's Playing Birgisson too!

by Nathan YeeHaw! January 27, 2009

playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

by taconigger March 5, 2016

Playing Up

When a certain induvidual cannot control their behaviour

Bro stop playing up, i cant help it been on the piss alday

by bpnz June 11, 2016

playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 9, 2016