Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.

I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.

by Fingerlove November 26, 2010

picture book

Any book with pictures for adults or children regardles of the word count or the number of illustration.

A picture book for adults is Twilight in a Forbidden City.

by Frankie One Way May 19, 2006

Picture

A sample of a drug like weed which a dealer will ask for in order to see whether the product is any good.

Yo boy give me a picture before I buy.

by heres johnny123 October 29, 2012

picture perfect

As perfect as a picture

Such was the picture perfect landscape that it caught the admiring eye of many a passer-by.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

nigger picture show

A ridiculous display of bling, tint, pimped out cars or other such things.

That tinted out ride she drives is such a nigger picture show.

by Bayou_10_AB May 13, 2009

Picture

A visual image or representation; painted, sketched, photographed or otherwise placed onto a flat two dimensional surface. Often it is said that a picture is WORTH a thousand words. This is, however, a fairly meager appraisal once one remembers that it is also often said that talk is CHEAP.

"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum." Holmes

by nethcev! September 3, 2006

school pictures

A time of humiliation for those with sensitive eyes. By that I mean that those who get startled easily will look stupid because of the obnoxiously bright flash.

(school pictures time) Ok, smile. *FLASH* That was (heh heh) a great picture.

by spel itt rite July 16, 2008