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seamless panties

An alternative to the thong or g-string, seamless panties are a form of women's undergarment in which panty lines cannot be seen underneath tight clothing (such as leggings) as it is made up of seamless material.
Contrary to popular belief, women wear seamless panties when they *DON'T* want panty lines....they wear *thongs* when they *DO* want attention.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Victory Panties

Female undergarments placed on a doorknob in a house, school, hospital etc., signifying that a male (or males) has successfully bedded the previous wearer of said undergarments.
Male 1: Did you see the victory panties hanging on the door of the men's bathroom in the gym lobby?

Male 2: Hell yeah! At least someone around here is getting laid.
by jamsjoyce December 2, 2009
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Dumpster Panties

old or previously used panties that you always keep around in case of emergency. Or if you dont have any emergency panties you go dumpster diving for a new pair
The airline lost her luggage so she had to find a pair of dumpster panties
by lottaCOX March 21, 2011
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Sick in the panties

A known phrase relating to a woman's menstrual cycle. Often times resembling a gunshot wound, or serious situation that warrants severe blood loss. If combined with a work out and oral stimulation, some may seem to be experience an afrodisiac.
AMon: Hey Alonzo, dude how was the creature last night?
Alonso: Oh wey it was alright, but she was sick in the panties and now it looks like I was shot in the leg.
by AlexMon April 14, 2010
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panties

the greatest invention since the female itself. preferably cotton.
Female: "Hey sexy, look at my panties"

Male: *PREMATURE*

Teh Edn
by Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam September 20, 2005
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granny panties

Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom).
However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.
"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?"
"Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?"
"Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"
by dimplodocus October 2, 2007
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