water paddock

The ocean

Look, we are flying across the water paddock!

by Crazywolf132 August 27, 2021

padon

padon (n) - (1) a person or thing that completely rules. At times causes others to look in complete awe.

That mutha fucka that just owned the skeetball, he's a mutha fuckin padon.

by Cool mo De May 6, 2005

paedococranecrophiliac

well it is how it reads, having sex with dead childrens poo

walking past a shop i noticed a paedococranecrophiliac, it was the oddest sight i had ever seen

by oddjob01 August 5, 2007

Padoodle

A Padoodle is a whore and or slut that wants sex from many men, but none are willing to have sex with her. Not even brownbagged.

You know that chick over there, shes a padoodle, i think its cause she wears clothes that are way to small for her ass.

by Eric Schait September 14, 2008

Mr. Paddock

A science teacher that hates everything and can’t teach for the life of him. Nothing he says makes sense. Students often get really creepy vibes from him.

Person #1: who’s your science teacher?
Person #2: Mr. Paddock.
Person #1: good luck, I nearly failed that class because of him

by Spooky.scary.skeletons October 19, 2019

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

padonga

A reflection from exterior light on the TV.

watching the footy, the sun breaks through the clouds through the window and reflecting of the TV making the picture harder to see clearly. Sort out that padonga so I can watch the footy.

by Dano Pils February 25, 2004