Ostrich Syndrome

an affliction in which a person (males have a much higher rate of infection than females) ignores something extremely important that he must take care of, and instead "sticks their head in the sand" like an ostrich in an attempt to forget about the pressing issue completely

Zephora: "Doesn't Gabriel have that court thing tomorrow?"

Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"

by tankedgirl November 1, 2010

Ostrich

n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es

1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.

"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"

"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."

by :-D April 10, 2003

Ostriching

Like the act of Planking or Owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an Ostrich with its head in the ground. Which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.

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by Bweizz July 26, 2011

ostrichization

The act of placing one's head in the sand

It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization

by Rob Walton June 21, 2005

ostrich sac

A scrotum with few pubes.

I got a glimpse of Johnny in the showers. Boy - he has such an ostrich sac!

by hairless September 8, 2005

Ostrich Juice

Jizz out of your butthole

Dude look at all that ostrich juice on the bed bro.
Holy fucking shit that is a lot of OJ

by HyperMattdamon4 December 30, 2011

ostrich

To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich

Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords

Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched

by pakmann October 30, 2012