Optics82

DADDY

!define Optics82

by Jadebear March 13, 2023

Optics82

DADDY

!define Optics82

by Jadebear March 13, 2023

Optics82

Totally Daddy with a voice that make you feel like you're melting like a popsicle on the fourth of July.

!define Optics82 voice is so hot. His the daddy

by Jadebear March 13, 2023

opticrat

company manager with big stock options

options + bureaucrat

managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, not in the best interest of the company or, especially, its opticrap employees.

Why are the opticrats laying us off when business is good? To bump the profits and sell the place. Pity the fools who buy this place and think it can run with a skeleton staff. I'm otta here.

by Ninfa November 30, 2004

optischism

(1) a state in which a person is happy about events that are destroying their lives

(2) a state in which a person is happy about a split in a group, whether it is a group of friends or a group of buisnesses

(1) She has developed a sense of optischism ever since she was diagnosed with her fatal illness, saying she is blessed to be suffering.

(2) Even though he had lost two of his best friends, he was filled with optischism over the new opportunities it presented him to make new friends.

by Josh Dixon July 29, 2008

Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious September 28, 2008

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008