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opportuneity

A chance to either make (i.e., hum, play an instrument, etc.) or listen to a melody.
Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
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Oppertunity

An oppertunity is a legendary weekend with the boys where the plans are loose, the alibis are looser, and the entertainment falls somewhere between “possibly illegal” and “we never speak of this again.”
A sweet Oppertunity to get rowdy as
by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025
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Oppertunity

Oppertunity (noun): The rebel cousin of “opportunity,” used by people who refuse to let the English language tell them what to do.
Oppertunity:
A glorious chance to do something epic, usually involving the boys, bad ideas, and at least one thing you hope never shows up in your camera roll.
by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025
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alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
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Umplum opportunities

Numerous times or amounts or opportunities.
She had umplum opportunities to change her mind.
by Urban Literature January 18, 2021
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Interval Oppurtunity Method

allows the user to determine if a python method is correct without running the code. Popularized by super genius SkoiBoi on python 3.9.0
SkoiBoi used the Interval Oppurtunity Methodto win Code Quest 2021
by Thangaylol April 24, 2021
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Newly Opportunitied

Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.
Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”

Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”

Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
by Samarrai with swag January 13, 2024
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