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Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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Osmojitosis

The process by which one gains insight though drinking multiple Mojitos.
After seven Mojitos, it became clear to James that Mary was really thinking how handsome he was - the knowledge was acquired through osmojitosis.
by Also Barishnikov July 17, 2009
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owain osmond

owain osmond is a another word for an annoying little niglet who touches kids
no owain osmond dont grope me
by noncey niggas June 15, 2017
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Osmosis

The simple diffusion of water (H20) into the plasma membrane. The diffusion of water is determined by the concentration of dissolved substances in the surrounding enviroment. This is done through suckage.
"The plant's cells sucked the water in via Osmosis"
by BiologyPHD August 10, 2012
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Donny Osmond Special

When you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. When you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. Instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, "Whalla-walla-wallah!". Your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. Shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.

Warning: You will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.
"I usually don't do this, but tonight I think I am going to pull a "Donny Osmond Special" on insert current girlfriend's name here"
by Greasy_Phillip December 8, 2009
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Osmo

a codeword for marijuana.
Derived from the paint company "Osmo" located in Seattle. Empty Osmo cans are a key stash point out there for marijuana. Because of this, it became a common codeword, being not obvious and seeming like a completely made-up word.
"How's the Osmo looking?" asked Dan.
"Very splendid, today, very splendid," replied Dylan.
by Die Lahn October 27, 2008
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Osmond

Osmonds come in all different sizes but all act the same. And all have one thing in common a Big Dick. Most don't know it because Osmonds are always modest about it. They never talk about when people bring it up.
Osmond your jokes are dumb
Most people don't know this but Osmonds dick is big
by im sleep January 7, 2017
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