narf

1) One who plays Dungeons and Dragons

2) An action to signify victory in Dungeons and Dragons

1) Look at that narf playing with his die.

2) I narfed the High Warlord

by roofus43141 April 22, 2006

Narf

verb /närf/ 
narfed, past participle; narfed, past tense; narfing, present participle; narfs, 3rd person singular present

The act of puking a little bit at the back of your mouth but not spewing. Originates from the words 'not' and 'barfing'. This word was created to replace the term 'I just threw up a little bit in my mouth'

Originally coined after a drunk friend misspelled every word in a text including 'barfing'.

"I usually narf after I take a shot of tequila", "I think I just narfed", "Narfing is a warning of pukes to come"

by RachBaDachel August 7, 2012

narfed

To get high from smoking marijuana.

The other day I got super narfed when we hot boxed Jake's shed.

by TMAC September 30, 2003

narfshnoople

a small purple animal that comes and sleeps with you four hours before your going to die. morgan and emma own it.

emma: the narfshnoople felt me up last night
morgan:your going to die!! sucker!

by morgma August 3, 2007

Narfal the Garfuk

When two or more previously straight men engage in a series of homosexual acts resulting in the complete loss of love/respect from friends and family members.

Dude... maybe we should... narfal the garfuk...?

by Cogida09 March 15, 2010

Narf

hell no, absolutely not, get rid of, piece of shit.

"Are you going to the party"
"NARF that, its guna be lame"

"Do you like the cake"
"NARF"

"Dont be a Narf"

by Caitlin Clarke February 18, 2009

narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.

Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.

by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010