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Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie

One can prove how much money they can make.
If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?

if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same

in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"
by Jajaaa23 December 10, 2012
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Imaginary Numbers

A fake number that does not exist. It’s only purpose is to ruin lives. I hate math.
Kayla said imaginary numbers make her happy, and I was just happy to hear that she was happy. She’s a beautiful girl who loves coffee.
by ajc3117 September 20, 2018
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matching numbers

In todays modern collector car world, cars are being sold as numbers matching when the original engine has been replaced with a correct part numbered, date correct block. Sometimes this even means the serial (VIN) number has been re-stamped to match...
When shopping for a classic be sure to ask if the drive train is original to the car. You will be surprised by the answers the seller comes up with to justify his car being matching numbers.
by Mr Dennis November 5, 2006
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Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.
Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008
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Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 26, 2014
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Emma Blackery’s subscriber numbers

A joke made by Nerdcubed (Dan Hardcastle) that will live on in YouTube comment sections forever
I’m early I need a joke

Emma Blackery’s subscriber numbers
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by the numbers

Following an exact procedure while doing something.
by UnfunnyBob August 28, 2018
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